"I like big butt's and I cannot lie"

Just read to the end.... the moral of the story is SO true!!!!!

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with his donkey that he entered it in another race, and won again, it kept winning over and over again. The local paper read: 'Pastor's Ass Out Front'

The bishop was so upset by this kind of publicity, that he ordered the pastor not to enter his donkey into any more races. The next day the paper read: 'Bishop Scratches Pastor's Ass'

This was too much for the bishop, so he told the pastor to get rid of the donkey. So the pastor decided to give the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing the news, posted the following headline the next day: 'Nun Has Best Ass In Town'

The bishop fainted! He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey. So, she sold it to a farmer for $10 bucks. The next day the paper read: 'Nun Sells Ass for $10 Dollars'. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains, where it could run wild and free.

The next day the headlines read: 'Nun Announces Her Ass Is Wild And Free'

The bishop was buried the next day...


The moral of the story is.

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier, and live longer. Have a nice day!!